Eccentricity is what makes the world go round. Well, your world anyways. As a member of the pretentious "Antique Club", you feel inexplicably compelled to outshine your other snobby friends. You are oddly convinced it is your destiny to become the antique collector with the most valuable collection - by using any means necessary. Outwit your fellow snobs to become the most "Hoity Toity" of them all.